We Got Everything Squared Away.
...and then we retired. But for a while there, we were the sharpest tools in the shed for strategic solutions and operational excellence.
Our Former Glory
Founded on the principles of precision, integrity, and a surprising amount of coffee, Squared Away Consulting LLC was once a powerhouse of getting things done. We took complex problems, straightened them out, and put a neat little bow on top. From untangling logistical nightmares to streamlining chaotic workflows, our mission was simple: bring order to chaos. We've since hung up our tactical briefcases, but the legend (and this test website) lives on.
Our "Services" (A Look Back)
Advanced Coffee Recon
Identifying and securing the highest quality caffeine sources to ensure peak operational readiness. Mission critical, obviously.
Strategic Napping Initiatives
Pioneering power-nap protocols that maximized cognitive function and morale. We were very, very good at this.
Whiteboard Warfare
Waging multi-front campaigns against inefficiency using only dry-erase markers and sheer force of will. We won every time.